The Volcano God

So my families new joke: you went to Hawaii and destroyed it for everyone else. It’s kind of funny because I had joked before I left that if anything would go wrong while I was there it would be an eruption considering my karma. I didn’t actually think it would happen! The day I left literally the first of many fissures opened up. I am choosing to believe I can see some what in the future! Now when is the right lotto numbers combo going to pop into my head. Lol